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You have reached the magic entrance to Alex's REALM !!!

Please advance cautiously into my Realm. You have two choices to get there: Java (CLICK LEFT SKULL) may take longer to load, but it's sure a whole lot c00ler. Java is also the first one updated and most maintained. Non-Java (CLICK RIGHT SKULL) is for you poor souls out there who just have a slow connection, or if your browser doesn't support it. Ok? With that in mind, please make your choice, and remember that this Realm is best viewed with Netscape.

In these pages you will find Pets, Final Fantasy, more pets, pretzels, a couple of wild carrots, did I mention pets? And maybe even some Mountain Dew. Who knows?

DISCLAIMER: You may suffer some brain damage while visiting my premises (you know, cranial overload, too much weirdness, it does that sometimes). ALSO, at any time within these pages a dragon may decide to eat you. Sorry. I claim no responsibility if this happens, as there will probably be a fair amount of warning before it does. Maybe. If you're afraid of big teeth, stay out of the dragon's rooms! By The Way, DON'T steal my pets or I shall become most displeased and be forced to hunt you down and stalk you for many months and at last confront you with a small bent plastic spoon named "William". "William" will beat you very hard and can cause such severe damage including but not limited to: Large itchy red rashes, welts, dry and/or irritated skin, occasional bruises, and death. Yes, death. You may find it hard to believe, but some people are so suprised to find a small bent plastic spoon named "William" coming to life and beating them that they just keel over and have a heart-attack (what wierd people those are!)